Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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