that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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