Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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