Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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