Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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