At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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