i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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