FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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