i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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