Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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