Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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