I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
