I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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