well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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