I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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