Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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