For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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