and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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