yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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