I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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