and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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