So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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