New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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