The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Life is so much better after having sex.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Randomize
