your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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