She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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