She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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