How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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