One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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