GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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