We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize