How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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