He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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