Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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