I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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