Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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