susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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