I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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