and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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