I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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