dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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