i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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