Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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