Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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