Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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