he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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