Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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