gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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