This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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