The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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