New low: just hacked my moms facebook
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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