But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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