If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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