God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
